February 2012
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I take that back. Today, I …
…changed the sheets
…changed from my pajamas to yoga pants
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I've done nothing today
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Anna Faris or Ellen Barkin?
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Sage: He’s so handsome even if he breaks his nose.
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Is she drunk?
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Make this now
I can’t even describe to you how good this tastes.
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What I'm loving right now...
This. I could watch this all day.
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I’m falling down a rabbit hole of bridal head pieces. I must stop. Off to watch CSL.
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Um?
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TV/Movies getting it wrong
As an adult woman, I have never been picked up like a baby and carried anywhere. Who does this happen to??
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Want. Now.
English Muffin Bread.
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The thing I enjoy most about Ringer (besides the campy goodness) is they answer questions. This show is the opposite of Lost.
…something’s gotta give on NBC’s Thursday schedule to make room for [Community],...
– WHY? TAKE THE OFFICE OFF. God.
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I would wear this every day if I owned it. Imagine how cute(r) it would be if one of those strips were yellow or red.
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So hungry
Supermarket soup bar soup always disappoints, yet I keep trying.
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Maya Rudolph is hosting SNL?
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I'm so congested
I just want to curl into a ball and sleep.
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So I guess she's not pregnant?
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Who?
And I officially give up. I’m too old for this.
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Is Facebook broken?
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The Grammy Awards drinking game
morninggloria:
Drink for any mention of Whitney Houston.
2 drinks for anyone blatantly trying to use Whitney Houston’s death to draw attention to themselves/promote their new album
3 drinks for tears
4 drinks for Jay Z stinkface reaction shot during Chris Brown performance
5 drinks for mentions of Amy Winehouse AND Whitney Houston in the same sentence
Take a shot for every standing ovation
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So dinner tonight is (homemade) sloppy joes and tater tots.
Yep.
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'The Vow' Tops Box Office
$41 milllion? It has to be Valentine’s Day related, right?
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The grocery was ridiculously packed today. Why? And it looked like a fucking flower factory in there with flowers and balloons and shit. I hate Valentine’s Day.
Anyway, the cashiers/baggers there are the worst. I always bring my own bags. They never fail to use a plastic bag or two anyway. “Oh, I put your meat in a bag.” “Oh, I put your bread in a bag.” A) It’s...
I just died from cuteness
Ordered
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I was driving home tonight listening to Whitney on the radio and who knew I would be so emotional? All those early songs are my childhood. I realized that I still know every single word to The Greatest Love of All and I can’t even remember the last time I heard that song all the way through.
Whitney was someone that all the kids and all the parents listened to. I remember watching her...
Need
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Why am I still watching The Office?
My face.
greengrey:
My best tool for being anti-social in public:
Sunglasses
Headphones
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My DVR cut off Ringer two minutes in.
Agreed
scoldylox:
Roasted peppers on a cold sandwich are disgusting. They taste like nothing mixed with stale slime, and their consistency is like a firm, bacteria-laden snot. In sum, get that shit outta my lunch.
Do I watch Smash (again) tonight or Once Upon a Time (recorded)?
I CAN’T BUY RANDOM DRESSES!
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Cute, no?
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I was at Target today getting staples (shower gel and body lotion) and came across this little number. For about 10 seconds, I thought about buying it, but realized it was just a response to the hype. But it is super cute. And I’m still thinking about it. So does that mean that I really want it?